Soujiro no Sekai

epoh-on:

The fuq does this mean

“Don’t you Cloysporydrowmime on my window”? “Don’t you clusterfuck on my window”?

pokemex:

¡Zubatman! ¡Green Lanturn! Lairon Man! Juntos salvarán el mundo Pokémon… o algo asi!

(Fuente: fallmorelow)

supervaca:

soujiroelric:

patrickth:

soujiroelric:

umekopyon:

venatorphile:

shiay:

awesomevince:

starcevic:

First Pokemon: Larvitar

Mentor: Professor Elm

Companion: Cynthia

Rival: Silver

Lover: Grimsley

Captured: Arceus

I am not at all displeased vuv My lover is practically Grimsley anyway!

Pokemon: Gible

Mentor: Professor Juniper

Companion: Misty

Rival: Cheren

Lover: Cheren

Captured: Mesprit

Cheren is my Rival and lover? CLICHE LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP FUCK YEAH! COME TO ME POKEMON!T.K, LET US FUCK IN THIS BUSH.

First Pokemon: Gible
Mentor:  Professor Birch
Companion:  Cress
Rival:  Brendan
Lover:  Steven Stone
Captured:  Rayquaza

First Pokemon: Zorua (not too shabby)
Mentor: Professor Juniper
Companion: Dawn
Rival: Brendan
Lover: Phoebe (But…..I’m not into girls o-o;)
Captured: Terrakion

First Pokemon: Duosion (what not even a Solosis, I start right with Duosion??)
Mentor: Professor Rowan
Companion: Flint (THIS WILL BE AWESOME)
Rival: Red (shit.)
Lover: Burgh Arti (HNNGGGGHHH YESSSSS)
Captured: Moltres

First Pokémon: Magby

Mentor: Professor Birch

Companion: Tate & Liza (TWO companions? awesome!)

Rival: Lyra

Lover: N (NO SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK)

Captured: Zekrom

First Pokémon: Emolga

Mentor: Cedric Juniper

Companion: N (DDDD:)

Rival: May <3

Lover: Withney <3<3<3

Captured: Deoxys! D:

Pato, tu acompañante es mi amante… esto no puede estar bien.

First Pokemon: Togapi! 

Mentor: Professor Rowan

Companion: Fannel

Rival: Silver

Lover: Skyla… I’m a lesbian! :D

Captured: Phione

Give me your lover, I’ll give you mine. Fuck if I don’t love Skyla.

(Fuente: chromakite)

umekopyon:

venatorphile:

shiay:

awesomevince:

starcevic:

First Pokemon: Larvitar

Mentor: Professor Elm

Companion: Cynthia

Rival: Silver

Lover: Grimsley

Captured: Arceus

I am not at all displeased vuv My lover is practically Grimsley anyway!

Pokemon: Gible

Mentor: Professor Juniper

Companion: Misty

Rival: Cheren

Lover: Cheren

Captured: Mesprit

Cheren is my Rival and lover? CLICHE LOVE HATE RELATIONSHIP FUCK YEAH! COME TO ME POKEMON!T.K, LET US FUCK IN THIS BUSH.

First Pokemon: Gible
Mentor:  Professor Birch
Companion:  Cress
Rival:  Brendan
Lover:  Steven Stone
Captured:  Rayquaza

First Pokemon: Zorua (not too shabby)
Mentor: Professor Juniper
Companion: Dawn
Rival: Brendan
Lover: Phoebe (But…..I’m not into girls o-o;)
Captured: Terrakion

First Pokemon: Duosion (what not even a Solosis, I start right with Duosion??)
Mentor: Professor Rowan
Companion: Flint (THIS WILL BE AWESOME)
Rival: Red (shit.)
Lover: Burgh Arti (HNNGGGGHHH YESSSSS)
Captured: Moltres

First Pokémon: Magby

Mentor: Professor Birch

Companion: Tate & Liza (TWO companions? awesome!)

Rival: Lyra

Lover: N (NO SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK)

Captured: Zekrom

(Fuente: chromakite)

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

(Fuente: setyourphaserstostun, vía clearthescreen)

lickingholelaughter:

How I answered the first question on my quiz in Physics.

I couldn’t resist.

hawksgaze:

vi mi infancia con esto!

(vía patrickth)